Post nit armageddon, I still feel itchy. Maybe it’s rather like having your leg off and still having the urge to scratch your bunion. My wrigglers may have died a nasty death but it feels like they’re still there. Maybe they haven’t all died at all. Maybe some brute of a louse, some Bruce Willis type, managed to hang on, despite having his legs broken and his eyes put out and his skin burnt off. Maybe he’s biding his time and is going to come back more vile, more angry and more voracious than ever before. Eeee ba gum mother, there’s nowt as scary as an angry louse. Just don’t get too close to me – he’s probably a champion hurdler too.
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ewww! lice nooo! – I mean i’ve only had very limited experience of blogging but there are some things that are particularly off-putting even when you are geographically remote… do you think you may be oversharing? As well as which I have started itching too – virtual nits no doubt. Is it just me?
is DIY Dave a person who likes to use dildos,vibrators, etc. and other ‘sex’ devices to acheve orgasm? just curious x
Yes, Dave, my nits are very powerful and can travel across the ether by means of a nit-mobeele. Having said that, I think my visitors have now departed in which case, if you are itching I would suggest you have mental problems.
I have just been combing through Louis’s hair tonight as I noticed him scratching today…I have never seen so many nits…there must have been around 200 and he has very short hair. Have been itching to talk about this all night – sorry 🙂 I now have to go and de-nit as I am sure whole families of nits have jumped into my hair. But the hairdresser assured me recently that nits do not like dies hair. It’s to do with the slipperiness apparently. Now I bet you didn’t know that Nitty….Anna I am sure that you have no idea what lies at the bottom of your hair, in those dark roots…there are probably all manner of small animals and things creeping around. Dave nits are off putting no matter if you are geographically remote, or up close, I can assure you!
Sue, I hate to put you straight but nits do like dyed hair and I am the proof. In fact, I am itching to tell you all that I think Dirk’s attempt at annihilation has failed and that the Nits have sent the second column in. Yesterday, I attempted to de-louse myself, not an easy job. I’m thinking of having a shave!
You’re right, I am itching, and Louis has to have a second de-nitting session tomorrow…I’ll get the bloody things out if it kills me…have a good weekend, and DON’T use the stuff they sell you in the chemist, there was a TV programme on in France about these (very expensive I might add) products, of which I have bought many, saying that they burn hair and scalp!
I don’t know which technique you are using, but lots of conditioner and a very tight nit comb really is the best way…good luck Anna, I’ll be thinking of you.