I was just watching the telly and Cilit Bang came on. That’s not a typo – I wasn’t watching an adult entertainment channel! I was actually watching Loose Women. It’s my guilty pleasure, along with hanging around my doctor’s surgery just so I can read about Posh’s pimple and celebrity varicose veins.  I digress. Who has told Barry Scott not to shout anymore? Cilit Bang is not the same without a shouty Barry Scott bellowing ‘BANG AND THE DIRT IS GONE’.  I am in mourning.