Just to clear a few things up. Cian, I am still on the fence as to the dog/pig issue but will certainly take your comments into consideration. Sue, the ‘grapevine’ is a complex dance step, too difficult to describe while the ‘spotty dog’ is a move resembling the spotty dog in the Woodentops, hence the name. Geddit? Eddie, I would prefer not to remember my ‘waters breaking’ at Champneys’ ping pong table – that’ll teach me not to fool around in the jacuzzi! Whoever the stranger is whose pig died, maybe you didn’t treat it with due care and attention – and I also think Stalin would have been a safer fancy-dress bet than Hitler (bigger moustache for a start). �