It’s Sunday; let’s ramble. I limbered up with some star jumps courtesy of Carmen the Unintelligible and her Cardio Funk class. I stretched, I bounced, I quivered, I perspired and then I was ready to get down and dirty on my country walk. Yesterday’s ramble was a fabulous five miler just outside Brighton. Polly needed a wee right at the beginning of the walk but said she could hold it until we passed by a toilet (she ought to slash and go in a bush, thought I but not everyone likes to pull their pants down in a rural setting so I held my tongue). En route we passed through a very dirty farm which used to be home to some black, hairy pigs; not the most attractive individuals but who cares what you look like when you’re on your way to sausage city! Polly stroked a quarantined calf but then Malcolm, who is a man and very good at diy, noticed diarrhoea and there was a bit of talk about foot and mouth at which point Polly made a dash for the tap. We passed through the village of Rodmell where Virginia Woolf had lived at Monk House until she killed herself in the River Ouse. Malcolm had a fancy for a pint at the village pub but unfortunately, ‘due to circumstances beyond our control’ it had shut down. So, with no pint, no nibbles and no relief for Polly and her poor bladder in sight, we had no choice but to continue the ramble, back over the Downs and home. I believe Polly has now been. �
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Anna,
I must say I am outraged! Some of my pig-friends were so offended by your last blog entry I have taken it upon myself to alert you on their behalf.
You know, life as a pig isn’t easy and then we have your sort to deal with!!
Let us wallow in our own shit.
Eddie(for and on the behalf of Pig-Friends)
Eddie, as you know, I have a great fondness for pigs but these ones were particularly ugly. If you’d been on that farm you would have screamed. Actually, knowing what you were like in Marrakesh in your flip flops, I think a measure of your fortitude under stress would have been if you’d have been forced to walk through that farmyard in inappropriate footwear. Then you might have been less. God it must be horrible living in all that shit