I am turning into a tampon advert; I have unleashed my ponytail, put on a pair of tight shorts and am playing volleyball, tennis and netball and riding a bike while tossing my hair and laughing hysterically. I am the Goddess of Multitasking. The injuries are coming fast and furious. Last week, during a vicious netball match, I ripped both knees asunder while hurling myself at my opponent’s ankles and yesterday I suffered a groin strain and got me a mouth full of sand while showing off playing beach volleyball. I think someone better get the Ralgex, there’s a mid-life crisis on the horizon.