Why would I want to look at Hilary Clinton naked? Or a ‘shocking porno video’ of Geri Halliwell?What I would like to see is Jeremy Paxman get up from behind his desk, having conducted a very fierce and protracted attack on some twat politician such as Alastair Darling, only to discover he’s got no pants on. That is what I want to look at while eating my muesli. Spammers, take note.
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I think you need to get out more. Everyone knows Jeremy Paxman has his underwear tattoed onto his nether regions.
What about Jeremy Vine? I listened to him on his lunchtime Radio 2 slot and he sounds like the sort of man who isn’t afraid of his own testicles.
Oh my god have you gone mad woman! as if anyone, yes anyone would be happy to be confronted by a red faced and tumescent Jeremy Paxman leaves me bewildered, much like Michael Howard was that time at the hands of a “roasting’ by Paxo. Furthermore Paxman does not appear on morning TV so unless you eat meusli at 10.30pm, it seems you live in a fantasy world.
Actually Mr Nadsac, I was referring to spam images that I tend to pick up first thing in the morning but thank you for reminding me how unattractive anal retention is.