Today, I am wearing nail varnish and eating banana cake. I have also brushed my hair so have the look of the wild woman of Borneo. Am wondering if I will always have big hair or whether at some point, it will start shrinking. I most definitely do not want to be like the woman down the road who sweeps her front step with a fag and a beehive. She’s at least 70 (I don’t know how old her beehive is). Point is, when will I be too old for crazy hair? Come to think of it, is ‘black tulip’ too harsh for my aging fingertips? And should I take a fresh look at my knickers? So many questions. On a positive note, I’m glad it’s getting colder and I can get my support tights out; they do wonders for my baggy knees.