Verbal Brand Consultant
and Advertising Copywriter

  • do the fandango

    Tuesday, December 18th, 2007By annablog0 comment

    Picture this. It’s early evening on a Friday night and I’m dithering. Do I make a Christmas pudding or soak my feet – or both? With a scintillating evening like this to look forward to, imagine my delight when Ian and Tristan – the boys upstairs – invite me to a jive session at our local ballroom. ‘Let’s go’, I exclaim gaily, ‘I fancy a bit of a twizzle’. First shock, on arrival at…

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  • at what age does sex go under the carpet?

    Friday, December 14th, 2007By annablog0 comment

    You know when you were young and you were watching some racy BBC2 drama (probably involving men in corduroy trousers and a cheese fondue ) with your mum and dad and brothers  – and suddenly, out of nowhere, the actors started breathing heavily and putting their hands up each other’s jumpers? You know, and then  your parents suddenly started clearing their throats and saying things like ‘bloody hell mother, what’s this tripe?’ or ‘anyone…

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  • Dog or pig?

    Monday, December 10th, 2007By annablog2 comments

    My next dilemma is whether to get a dog or a pig – not for Christmas – for life. A dog is furry but it does not have the comedy value of a pig. A pig however, would not be so nice to cuddle and might try to eat me if I inadvertently tripped over and had a funny turn in the kitchen. However, in the event of it rolling in something pungent, I…

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  • Baubled-out

    Friday, December 7th, 2007By annablog1 comment

    Oh God, it’s only the 7th of December and already the world has gone Christmas-crazy. I’ve already received four cards, two presents and have sung my first Christmas song (the one about being good or Santa will poo down your chimney – or words to that effect). I now have the annual struggle of conscience. Do I go out and buy rubbish gifts for people who will almost certainly put them in the loft…

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  • Get on the grapevine ladeeeez

    Wednesday, December 5th, 2007By annablog3 comments

    Who decided to call that twiddly thing you do with your legs in an aerobics class a grapevine? I don’t get it. I’m very surprised that in the noughties it still creeps into exercise classes, usually followed by that other stalwart, the spotty dog. I am also delighted to see that 10 years since I last subjected myself to the sweat and strain of an aerobics class, I still manage to turn beetroot when…

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  • Hello world!

    Monday, December 3rd, 2007By Support 1853 Digitalblog0 comment

    Watch this space – whilst I’m thinking…

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